"...Say again Rob, where was our accommodation advertised?"

"The Communal Bathroom became an issue after Jamie Butcher continued to piss blood!"

"Rob is upset to find someone in his bunkbed..."

"Mr. P.B Himself Mick Wall relaxes with 'Thing' from The Addams Family."

"Targa congratulates Banksey on his new collagen injections!"

"George, Targa & Lansey soak up the culture whilst looking for Burger King!!!"

"Ross 'Jan Molby' Jones tries not to draw attention to himself."

"Steve Slip's In!"

"All Aboard The Perv-mobile!!!!!"

"Benoit the Belgian, P.B's Newest Mascot"

"Like a page out of the Next catelogue"

"Jason The Brazilian is possessed by the sexual Demon!"

"Banksey's Sex Face"

"At the scene of the crime... George raises a smile and his overdraft!"

"Alcohol causes Ross's eyelids to become so heavy he can't lift them!"

"Who's Been Sick?"

"Targa and Banksey take the live statue by suprise!!"

"Rosey Embraces The Local People and Their Cultures."

"Blow Bitch Blow!!!"

"Honest I Haven't Been Asleep.....HERE'S JOHNNY!"

"Smile when you see the flash..."

"Simon 'Targa' Durrant prepares to whistle the national anthem!"

"Who Invited Compo?"

"If you thought getting it out was hard work, you should see him put it away..."

"Err....No Goldie, That's not how Cantona had his Unibrow!"

"It's hard to believe, the guy in the back is not with us!"

"Dumb &...."

"....Dumber!"

"Vino for 1"

"Pot Black F.C. AKA Team Perv"

"The Funniest Picture Ever Taken!!!!!"

"The Front View of Our Hostal"

"Banksey & Ross have that uncomfortable next morning wake-up!"

"No Steve, Bill Oddie, Not Bono...You Twat!"

"Airport Queers"

"Airport Queers prepare for oral!"

"Gone in 60 minutes!"

"Mick Wall is a amazed by resident ventriloquist Danny McKinley's ability!"

"Gotcha!!!!!"

"Tonight Matthew, Rob is R.E.M Homo Frontman Michael Stipe!"

"Lansey is out Drank by Big Gay Dan & Little Limpy Butcher"

"The Gayness Was Soon Stamped Out By Airport Security!"

"King of the Perv's"

"The Restaurant Owner Shit Himself, On Our Arrival!"

"Mystic Meg's Boudoir"

"Daisy just has so much love to give"

"Breakfast of Champions"

"Stolen Property Seized at Customs"

"Steven Fry & John Travolta's Love Child!"

"The Young Party Boys, Start Regreting The Last Beer!"